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Recent Dive Trip

Postby jaydubp » January 16th, 2016, 10:42 am

While strolling round the harbour this morning about 7 am, after a dive, I noticed a character shouting "Allah be
Praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. I finished up packing all
my diving gear in the boot.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress,I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Brigade

It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and not one of the authorities has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
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Re: Recent Dive Trip

Postby WanderingBlues » January 16th, 2016, 10:59 am

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Re: Recent Dive Trip

Postby stanbery » January 16th, 2016, 1:27 pm

It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and not one of the authorities has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.

That is very funny :funnyup: :bravo;
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Re: Recent Dive Trip

Postby duckdog » January 16th, 2016, 5:01 pm

That was good.
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Re: Recent Dive Trip

Postby Fishfreak911 » January 20th, 2016, 10:38 am

LOL! :funnyup:
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