Did anyone else notice this bad workman ship?
I like these comments as well.
Guess who?
Here's a some of the funnier comments I heard either down at the park while casting or here in the shop while writing everything up. Not wanting to roast anyone's hard work too badly, we didn't included any of these. See if you can guess which rod goes with each statement...
The only time you’ll see George throwing one of these rods is into the garbage.
I hate it.
Man, this is the worst rod I’ve ever cast. I’d litterally rather own a $39 walmart rod.
Clunk is more like it.
All this rod can do is go long.
Ha – Good luck! At lease you’ll land the fish…
They should have called it the miss stick.
They should use this rod as a finish line in a monster truck competition.
This rod even smells bad!
I'd rather break this rod over my knee than cast it.
I wouldn't sell one of these at cost to a spring creek snagger.
Even at a time when I would pretty much do anyting that was put in front of me, I still wouldn't take this rod home.
The only thing this rod would be good for is hanging your curtains.
I wouldn't even let you in my boat with that rod.
General Awards:
Best all around 5 weight: Loop Opti Stream or Hardy Zenith
Best small dry fly rod for the Henry’s Fork: NRX LP
Best reel seat: Tom Morgan, Burkheimer, Winston
Best Cork handle: Burkheimer
Best reel seat on a less expensive rod: Traveler II
Best paint jobs: AMP, Winston BIIIx and BIIIsx, Sage ONE
Stiffest rod in test: Clutch TT
Softest rod in test: Sage Circa
Thinnest rod in test: Sage Circa
Lightest Overall weight: Orvis Helios
Lightest swing weight (feel in hand): Tom Morgan
Smoothest / Most Soul: Tom Morgan or Hardy Artisan
Heaviest Overall: BIIIsx
Heaviest Swing weight: BIIIsx
Quickest warranty (by experience): TFO
Longest return warranty (by exerpience) Sage or Winston
Most expensive warranty: Tom Morgan, Hardy Artisan
Cheapest Warranty: TFO
Best rod to use as a weapon incase a burgler breaks in: BIIIsx or Clutch
A face only a mother could love: Pro 4X
Best inexpensive dry fly only rod: Echo Edge or Mystic Reaper that didn't make it into the shootout!
Best with heavy nymphs and streamers: Loop, Hardy Zenith
Best inexpensive rod with nymphs and streamers: Mystic Reaper, BVK or XF2
Best long distance rod: BIIIsx, Redington Link
Slowest action: Burkheimer Classic and Burkheimer DAL
Rug beater award: BIIIsx, Clutch, Traveler II
Most unique action: Mystic Maveryck
Shortest: Tom Morgan (8’6”)
Longest Mystic Maveryck (9’3”)
Best hand writing: Tom Morgan, Winston BIIIx and BIIIsx
Doctor’s Handwriting: Clutch
Best rod alignment style: Winston
Best Guides: Hardy
Biggest tip top: Traveler II
Coolest rod tube: Tom Morgan
Worst Rod tube: TFO (have to buy it for additional $29.95)
Nicest rod sock: Tom Morgan
Best wraps on guides: Hardy Artisan, Tom Morgan, Burkheimer
Most inspiring: Tom Morgan
Least expensive: Grey’s GRXi+
Most Traditional: Burkheimers
Buttery Smooth: Tom Morgan, Hardy Artisan
Hopper canon at 50 feet: Sage ONE, Hardy Zentih, Loop Optistream
Fastest Action: BIIIx, Legend Elite, or Echo Edge
Pleasantly Surprised: AMP, Loop Optistream, NRX LP, Grey’s XF2, Mystic Reaper
Disappointing: BIIIsx, Clutch, Mystic Maveryck, Traveler II
Rod I wish we had tested: Mystic Reaper