Morning Funny

[stanbery]

THE FERRARI.......
>
> A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
> Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs
> him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
>
>
> An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
> him.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
> of car ya got there, sonny?"
>
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
>
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
> much?"
>
> "Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly
>
>
> The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>
> "No problem," replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
> sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
> right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
> man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
> speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
> mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could
> be and suddenly.
>
> WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
>
> Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be
> going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
> accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he
> sees that it s the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass
> his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
>
> WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
> mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed
> of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the
> way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down
> on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
> the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man
> is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is
> there anything I can do for you?"
>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your ... Side view
> mirror."
>

[beachbum]

LOL! That's funny, and clean.