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Good read. Which one are you?

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Good read. Which one are you?

Postby stanbery » January 27th, 2010, 6:25 am

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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby KRoberts1 » January 27th, 2010, 8:12 am

Maybe a little bit of all. 63 days last year (not near enough). Spent a lot of time discuss'n & cuss'n things at Larry's shop with larry, JonhT, Don, and all the sales reps but never went away empty handed. I miss it.

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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby Eric » January 27th, 2010, 8:44 am

Thought this was the best line from the list.
" Has a separate VISA card just for fly fishing that’s billed to a private P.O. Box." Have a couple of buddies that might concider this a great idea ;)
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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby Papasequoia » January 27th, 2010, 9:12 am

Thanks Jon, funny stuff. It probably could have been even longer with more types.
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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby briansII » January 27th, 2010, 9:40 am

That was funny!

Claims that the “Red Carey” was his original fly. Smells like most of the neck hackle. Always asks to use the bathroom and stays for exactly 20 minutes.


I bet Dean has some funny descriptions too.

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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby Flyjunkie » January 27th, 2010, 9:50 am

Boy did they Nail that on the head, 100% correct about some of Our Customers.. Fortunately they are the Minority... But can be annoying at times.... :doh: :doh:
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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby beachbum » January 27th, 2010, 10:05 am

Hmmm...parts of most of them apply. Over 100 days last year, but not off to a great start yet this year. It seems like I know someone that fits every model.
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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby tycaster » January 27th, 2010, 11:00 am

Best line(IMHO): "...has a buddy who also wants to get into this "sh#t".

Maybe it's a generational thing. Great line.

Dude, very humorous post. Funny sh#t. And I mean that in the best way. It's a good 'sh#t."

I have a credit card like that. Only it's not so secret, which makes for the occasional sh#tstorm. Matter of fact, I'm about to start one right now, sorta. You see, I need hackle. And, dammit, I'm gonna get some. Good thing she's workng today. :D

Yeah.

Pray for me. 8-)

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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby flybob » January 27th, 2010, 1:00 pm

OH YEAH! I KNOW THE TYPE!

I think that would be me, Most of you who have met me would probably agree!

Cept not so young, and don't fish as often!

nice that we can laugh at ourselves! :lol: Addiction and all..... :shock:

Thanks Jon, nice online mag too, did anyone click on the "* Creek" link?

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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby midger » January 27th, 2010, 3:20 pm

Funny depiction, Jon. I fit many of the descriptions, although I rarely enter a flyshop unless it is with someone else wanting to see if David is home. :lol: Generally, he's out on the river.

I do have a credit card registered to Western Flyfishers, and it is billed to a PO Box, but then no mail comes to our home addresses where I live. All has to be picked up at the Post Office.

Haven't the faintest idea how many days a year I get out, as I don't count them. More than 40, less than 300, I'd guess.

I'm sure Dean, Bernard, Ken and others working the flyshops have seen them all.
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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby gabe » January 30th, 2010, 6:54 pm

hm... i'd be the WWW Poacher

always poaching info from the willing, and claiming there honey holes as my ol' stomping grounds. Talks the talk about the know hows and the equipment but never casted more than a dozen rods. Always the first to claim shotgun on a trip that was even invited on. Always the first to thread jack a post if the opportunity presents its self. Lastly always claiming he has river ethics, but really only the ones he created in his own mind.
annual fishing days: 365 (as he counts reading fishing posts as trips he's been on)



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Re: Good read. Which one are you?

Postby Daytripper » February 1st, 2010, 12:05 am



Below is a link to another article by the same author. Its pretty good too!

http://bloodknot.net/2010/01/p-o-a-the-idiot/
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