Funny depiction, Jon. I fit many of the descriptions, although I rarely enter a flyshop unless it is with someone else wanting to see if David is home.
Generally, he's out on the river.
I do have a credit card registered to Western Flyfishers, and it is billed to a PO Box, but then no mail comes to our home addresses where I live. All has to be picked up at the Post Office.
Haven't the faintest idea how many days a year I get out, as I don't count them. More than 40, less than 300, I'd guess.
I'm sure Dean, Bernard, Ken and others working the flyshops have seen them all.
"Should you cast your fly into a branch overhead or into a bush behind you, or miss a fish striking, or lose him,or slip into a hole up to your armpits-keep your temper; above all things don't swear, for he that swears will catch no fish."