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My Wife is Mean.....

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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby lucfish » December 13th, 2011, 8:48 am

briansII wrote:I heard this ring tone the other day, and thought we were under attack. :o

Press the play button
http://www.mytinyphone.com/ringtone/282507/

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All are pretty funny but this is almost too much. :funnyup: :funnyup: :funnyup:
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby fly addict » December 13th, 2011, 3:20 pm

midger wrote:
fly addict wrote:
flybob wrote:Buy her a snowblower for Christmas...... :D


Just because one has a snowblower doesn't mean its no longer hard to remove the snow. Just sayin"
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That is a great idea; it would go along well with the microwave oven, vacuum cleaner, dishwasher, and washing machine I have bought my wife for Christmas over the years. This year I'm getting her a new flyline. Who cares if she doesn't fish, it's the thought that counts!Mark


Mark,
Getting her this type gift reminds me of when a favorite uncle bought his wife a pair of Hextel skiis in the 70s and because they just happened to be too long (conveniently done, mind you) for her, he mounted his bindings on them. She let him know about that move for the past30+ years. The pain isn't worth it. :lol:


Mike,
You shamed me into getting her something nice. I think she will like this much better!!!
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby WestlakeDave » December 13th, 2011, 4:04 pm

Pete wrote:When a man voices his opinion and his wife isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?

:funnyup: Pete, sent you a pm.
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby WanderingBlues » December 13th, 2011, 5:33 pm

Well, fortunately, they let school out and declared a snow day for today. The driveway is clear and peace once again settles over our little valley. But, it may start up again if i buy her the Lamson Litespeed 1 reel she's "always" wanted for Xmas.....
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby tomsakai » December 13th, 2011, 6:25 pm

WanderingBlues wrote: peace once again settles over our little valley. But, it may start up again if i buy her the Lamson Litespeed 1 reel she's "always" wanted for Xmas.....


I also heard she always wanted one of those! And they're on sale too! Think how happy she'll be when you tell her you saved $80 or so on her present. :funnyup:
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby Papasequoia » December 13th, 2011, 10:32 pm

tomsakai wrote:
WanderingBlues wrote: peace once again settles over our little valley. But, it may start up again if i buy her the Lamson Litespeed 1 reel she's "always" wanted for Xmas.....


I also heard she always wanted one of those! And they're on sale too! Think how happy she'll be when you tell her you saved $80 or so on her present. :funnyup:

You could pick up a pretty decent vacuum cleaner with $80. That way you can give her two gifts.
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby Fishfreak911 » December 16th, 2011, 11:08 am

:funnyup:
Papasequoia wrote:
midger wrote:The pain isn't worth it. :lol:

Apparently not. I got a call from Mike this morning. We had a fishing trip tentatively planned for Wednesday and he called to cancel it because he had to "stay home and shovel the driveway for the wife." I kid you not. I guess we know who's the boss in that family. Image

Not in my family though, * no. In my house I'm the.....[oops, here comes the wife, gotta run]... Image



PapaS, where do you get these :funnyup: emoticons?! LOL! :funnyup: :funnyup:
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby fly addict » December 16th, 2011, 3:25 pm

Dear fellow Addicts
It has just been brought to my attention that if you try and buy your wife or girlfriend a present that is disguised as a gift for her but really is a gift for you. :doh: Be very careful or something like this might happen to you! :o
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Or maybe even this! :oops:
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby WanderingBlues » December 16th, 2011, 7:49 pm

I have been on a few calls like that in my career. Be afraid. be very afraid.......
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Re: My Wife is Mean.....

Postby tree catcher » December 16th, 2011, 11:24 pm

Go ahead and get the vacuum cleaner, those pick axes and red paint will buff right out :funnyup:
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