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Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

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Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby WanderingBlues » July 28th, 2012, 10:42 am

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After seeing the pics of our beloved Jim "Wildman" Wilkins, I got to thinking about his famous mustache and some of my comments about it over the course of our friendship. So, without further adieu, I think we need a thread dedicated to the greatness that can only be Jim's Mustache.........












Some things need no narrative......
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Jim once rescued a Cub Scout pack from a cliff by pulling them up with his mustache....

Jim's mustache has it's own zip code......

The last time Jim got a trim on his mustache, Abe Lincoln was standing in line behind him....

Jim's mustache has its own booth at the Fly Fishing Show. You can find it in the Fly Tying materials section.

Jim went to the ear doctor because he was hearing odd chirping noises. The doc looked in Jim's mustache found a nest of fledgling sparrows and an endangered spotted owl.....

Jim once survived a blizzard in the Sierra's by wrapping himself in his mustache for warmth....

One time, Tom Sakai caught Jim's mustache in a backcast with a size 16 Copper John. When the fly popped loose and hit the water, it was a dry fly and was immediately inhaled by a 30" hook jaw brown.

Jim's the only FFA member known to do well on the Upper O at high noon. The trout hide in his mustache's shadow...

Security at Sea World once asked Jim to leave because he was embarrassing their bull walrus.

Feel free to add to this..... Jim, you rock. :rockon:
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby DrCreek » July 28th, 2012, 11:20 am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!! Sorry, captain... just TOO DANG FUNNY not to laugh !!!! :bananadance: :lol: :bananadance: :lol: :bananadance: :lol:

Here's one.... "It's no wonder that Jim always claims to have the lowest pack weight of anyone in his hiking group - he always packs most of his trail food neatly within the confines of his moustache." :bananadance:
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby 1mocast » July 28th, 2012, 11:48 am

Great Thread Curtis...Heres one.

"Even Santa envies Jim's mustache."
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby flybob » July 28th, 2012, 11:56 am

Classic!

I can only dream of having a "stach" like that one day! :shock:
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby Wildman » July 28th, 2012, 12:26 pm

1mocast wrote:Great Thread Curtis...Heres one.

"Even Santa envies Jim's mustache."


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There was a time when I was asked to play Santa. That was when the beard came off.
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby tomsakai » July 28th, 2012, 4:27 pm

Last trip in the locals Jim bent down to fill his filter bottle. His mustache stayed immersed for a minute while he let it leisurely fill. I looked and there was a 16 inch brown hiding in the new structure. I cast my ehc and let it drift toward Jim. Got a ferocious take but then he took me deep into the mustache and busted me off!
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby WanderingBlues » July 28th, 2012, 4:34 pm

tomsakai wrote:Last trip in the locals Jim bent down to fill his filter bottle. His mustache stayed immersed for a minute while he let it leisurely fill. I looked and there was a 16 inch brown hiding in the new structure. I cast my ehc and let it drift toward Jim. Got a ferocious take but then he took me deep into the mustache and busted me off!


LMAO! Oh man..... I had this very clear visualization of it!
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby Eric1 » July 28th, 2012, 5:53 pm

I don't need to buy any bloody paracord I just make my own from my beard. Great thread Curtis.
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby RSetina » July 28th, 2012, 9:13 pm

I heard a story once that Jim made his own tapered leader from his mustache. It was so popular he made it a business and became a millionaire.
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby 87TT » July 28th, 2012, 9:36 pm

I say grow the beard back and sell duck calls :rockon:
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby briansII » July 30th, 2012, 9:59 am

Chuck Norris saw Jim's mustache, and ran the other way.

He longs for a mustache like Jim's
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby WanderingBlues » July 30th, 2012, 10:15 am

Jim's mustache is so impressive, he once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby WanderingBlues » July 30th, 2012, 10:45 am

Master bamboo rod artisans only use Jim's mustache hair to wrap guides on their finest offerings. And those have a 14 year waiting list...
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby teejay » July 30th, 2012, 12:28 pm

If Jim dyed himself orange he could double as the Lorax :lol:
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Re: Unlimited "Jim's Mustache" Thread

Postby WanderingBlues » July 30th, 2012, 2:10 pm

teejay wrote:If Jim dyed himself orange he could double as the Lorax :lol:


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Well played, Teejay. It would not surprise me in the least if Jim jumps in with a story about having met Theodor Seuss Geisel, aka Dr. Suess, at some time in his life. The resemblance is uncanny.
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