Learn from one of the "Best"-Hank Patterson.
I came across this on Bill Kiene's Flyshop site. It's funny, but my only regret is that Hank didn't cover up his Idaho vehicle registration on his visor. Hate for y'all to think all Idahoans fish a hopper--dropper--dropper--hopper--hopper rig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TYdkojxrEsM
Or for the more advanced who want to know how to respond to a grizzly bear encounter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Db6moaCuk8&feature=BFa&list=ULTYdkojxrEsM